Comments on: Hip hop hooray! http://jordanmiller.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/hip-hop-hooray/ What you need to know right now, reported faithfully by Jordan Miller of the Ann Arbor News. Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:54:25 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Not Your Hooligan http://jordanmiller.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/hip-hop-hooray/#comment-32 Not Your Hooligan Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:44:03 +0000 http://jordanmiller.wordpress.com/?p=32#comment-32 Jordan!!!! Ypsi's only "indie" music scene is ElvisFest! It's going to hell and you MUST STOP IT! Only you have the power, Jordan! Here's how: 1) Stop the flood of half-ass Elvis's. It's bad enough every post-30 white man with a full head of black hair thinks just slick it back and put on shades and presto - you're the King. But last ElvisFest, there was a midget Elvis. Elvis ain't no midget. And there was an Asian Elvis. Asian Elvis? 2) What's up with all the 50-something women lining the stage just to touch the fake Elvis? Ladies - news flash. If you can't catch him on stage, go down to the Long John Silvers on Washtenaw where he works the night shift. WTF. Slap on fake sideburns and the pooch lines up and takes a number? ONLY in Ypsi! Jordan!!!!
Ypsi’s only “indie” music scene is ElvisFest! It’s going to hell and you MUST STOP IT! Only you have the power, Jordan!
Here’s how:
1) Stop the flood of half-ass Elvis’s. It’s bad enough every post-30 white man with a full head of black hair thinks just slick it back and put on shades and presto – you’re the King. But last ElvisFest, there was a midget Elvis. Elvis ain’t no midget. And there was an Asian Elvis. Asian Elvis?
2) What’s up with all the 50-something women lining the stage just to touch the fake Elvis? Ladies – news flash. If you can’t catch him on stage, go down to the Long John Silvers on Washtenaw where he works the night shift. WTF. Slap on fake sideburns and the pooch lines up and takes a number? ONLY in Ypsi!

]]> By: Playa Hata http://jordanmiller.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/hip-hop-hooray/#comment-27 Playa Hata Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:51:56 +0000 http://jordanmiller.wordpress.com/?p=32#comment-27 Go Michigan Ave! Go Michigan Ave!

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