(Anyone who makes an I-scream-you-scream joke gets one in the face)

It’s free cone day from noon ’till 8 p.m. at Ben and Jerry’s. FREE ICE CREAM! Although I still feel ire at the two bearded Vermonters for moving in RIGHT NEXT TO a local ice cream shop, I do like free stuff.

And, frankly, my personal campaign to support the little guy has run aground with Stucchi’s, which is really, really dirty. Somehow I don’t think Ben and Jerry’s would’ve made it next to Kilwin’s or Washtenaw Dairy.